Pole #898

You might look at this pole and see just a run-of-the-mill 7 metre BT light Pole from 1988. Two dropwires, no crossarms, no insulators., but a placard declaring that it is pole #898. Oh and it’s in black and white. Well, this is a pole with a story. And I’ll relate it pretty much as it came to me.

Mark Scott is an author and researcher who was delving in to the family history and persecution of Charlie Warmington’s (see prev post) family at the hands of the Nazis and discovered that Charlie’s great aunt and uncles were, in fact, resistance fighters in Nazi occupied Vienna – for which they paid a heavy price. Anyway, Whilst Charlie and Mark were on a trip out to Vienna to discover more they found themselves, typically, in a pub at the end of the day.

“During one of these sessions I wanted to show Charlie a photograph of a boat, a dilapidated Dunkirk ‘Little Ship’ moored in bad shape, that I had discovered. I flicked through the photos on my phone with Charlie looking on and suddenly he shouted ‘Stop, stop!’. He stopped me at a photograph I had taken of Telegraph Pole 898 which lives not far from me.

Charlie asked could I send him the photo, which, incidentally was taken using a Leica iiic camera and Ilford FP4 film. I sent him the image then and there. Then he asked if he could forward it, ‘Of course’ I said. He told me he had a friend who would be delighted to see my photograph of Telegraph Pole 898 and he was very excited to know I had taken such an image.

I am very proud of the shot, for reasons I know not.”

I received several pole photos from Charlie – mostly around his home in Newtonabbey – but never this one until now, courtesy of Mark. I think we’re way past Pole of the Month for this one. It will henceforth, forever now be known as the Charlie Warmington Memorial Pole. And below is a mini-placard that I have just ordered and have every intention of attaching to said pole.

Meanwhile, Mark’s book is called “Transport Number 4” and will be available online immediately after the launch event.

Pole of the month for January 2026 is a 7m light pole with just two dropwires and a little placard that says it's pole #898.  The photo is in black and white
A blue plaque with white writing which says "Pole #898, in memory of Charlie Warmington, forever the Roamer

Visiting old friends

And a new one.

There was a wasps’ nest in our local letterbox. So apologies to those folk who felt we’d dallied a little in getting your book and membership orders out to you. I know this sounds a little like “the dog ate my homework” kind of excuse, but truth was our postie refused to collect from it until some young lady exterminator from Aberystwyth had sorted things with a big stick. I did, at one point, poke my endoscope camera down there to see them sitting there. The parcels that is not the wasps – they were too busy asking me if I’d mind awfully going away. Anyway, wasps relocated now and the packages have been delivered.

In an effort to sort my work-life balance so that it weighs almost completely on the side of life, my feet have barely touched the ground this summer. Jollys here, trips away there, pub crawls everywhere. And whilst I was out and about I took the opportunity to visit a few old friends. I don’t have many friends so what I really mean is telegraph poles. And it’s arguably my relationship with telegraph poles that leads to me having no friends in the first place. And the damned “e” key is sticking again on this laptop. And the “a” key.

Little gallery below for you to peruse. You might recognise the first picture – it featured as January in our 2024 calendar. I go this way to walk into the wilderness beyond “Soar y Mynydd” chapel. I keep hoping to be handed some stone tablets with words of wisdom carved on to them whilst I’m up there but so far, nothing. Next up was my favourite, and arguably the world’s best “B” road – the B5105. The lovely little run of vintage poles between Ruthin and Clawddnewydd are largely still there. Some hiding in trees to avoid the poling gangs who would brutally yank them up and replace with a tarry vanilla job. Not unlike that which you see in the next picture. A brand new pole. 9 metre Medium pole preserved in 2025 and, according to the Openreach rule book nailed next to it, was planted just 3 weeks before my visit. This one is at the beautifully named Burlingjobb in Powys. Finally, more wilderness walks – high up into the Radnor Hills, over the delightful but windy “Whimble” and on up to Black Mixen. The Radnors seem to have a monopoly on great names for their hills. Anyway this power pole is the last of the run before the cable to Black Mixen telecom tower goes underground. So windy here it requires 5 stay wires (only 4 visible in this pic). This path, incidentally, borders the Harley Dingle explosive and ammunition testing ground which makes for some interesting flashes and bangs some days as they test out the very latest in Royal Mail Postbox Wasp clearing ordnance.

Seasons Greetings

Yes, I know that it’s almost Twelfth Night and all that, but I can still issue forth seasonal salutations if I want to, can’t I? In any case, I live in West Wales, and we celebrate some peculiar things around here: Mari Lwyd*, Calennig, and the “Hen Galan”โ€”which is sort of Christmas, only a week or so later. We never had a problem with the old Julian Calendar, you see. Then those blasted Gregorians came along and took away ten of our days, and this has played havoc with us for centuries, particularly when it comes to remembering when Christmas is, and, for me, my wife’s birthday.

Anyway, by way of Gregorian seasonal greetings, great friend of this society and arch-appreciator of telegraph poles, Charlie Warmington, sent us the photo you see below. Charlie has a famous nom-de-plume in larger and realler life and I’m not sure if I’m allowed to reveal it. So I’d probably best not.

Charlie’s photo says Happy Christmas in many ways: There’s the gracefully dressed carrier bag that flaps and waves delicately from the top of this handsome DP in Newtonabbey, Co. Antrim. And what a delightful spread of dropwires taking internet cat video joy into every home in the cul-de-sac. And, that rainbow just makes you want to reach for a large one doesn’t it. Charlie tells us that even the hanging baskets on the fence are ‘celebrational’ – they’re made out of wood from an IRA Anti-Internment rally bonfire! I think this has all the makings of a Christmas card.

Speaking of calendars – and I promised myself that I’d lay off it – I still have just two left. Two final chances to get yourself a piece of telegraph pole history. See our shoppe page.

*Mari Lwyd. This is an olde Welshe traditione whereby we come around your house at night with a horse’s skull on a broom handle and scare the bejesus out of you as we try to steal your mince pies. And sherry.

Mari Lwyd, a welsh tradition in which a horse's skull is mounted upon a hobby horse handle and goes door to door singing to extract food and drinks from villagers
By Mickwidder – CC BY-SA 4.0,
Photo of a garden telegraph pole in suburban Newtownabbey, northern ireland. Garden fences, hedges, and a rainbow as well as the roofs of houses

Telegraph Poles & Fine Art

…mix surprisingly well. Anybody who has ever read our wonderful book Telegraph Pole Appreciation for Beginners (Key Stages 1-4) will have seen just how much telegraph poles feature as a muse for artists the world over.

Debbie Richards is a real artist from Ipswich, she assures us; done the whole fine art degree thing and is a member of Ipswich Art Society. “I painted a Telegraph pole at the top of my street in Ipswich because it looked somehow amazing, especially with the cloud behind it, photos attached. I wondered if you could put it on your for sale page?“

We don’t have a “for sale” page, sorry Debbie, but I will plug it here in the vain hope that some generous benefactor will buy it off you and give it to me. Debbie hopes I like it. I love it. It would hang so well here in our oak-panelled boardroom at TPAS Towers. (alongside my Joe Simpson piece). Alas, I have fewer than two halfpennys to rub together otherwise I’d snap it up immediately.

It’s 80cm x 80cm, oil on stretched canvas, framed in wood. ยฃ450 plus p&p. Do contact this office for further details.

An oil painting of a DP in an Ipswich street
A painting of a DP telegraph pole on an easel in an artist's studio

Soul test

You don’t need to consult a fancy shaman to find out whether you have a soul or not. No need for some over paid, under-qualified practitioner to jangle some purple space crystals over your forehead, intensely reading the chakra quanta emanating from your aura. Put your money away. Here is a much simpler, instantaneous test. If the photo below leaves you completely unmoved then you have no soul. None whatsoever. Simple as that. You should immediately apply to 55 Tufton Street, London, SW1P 3QL for a research position. If however, this photo sent in by Hazel Long from Brighouse, W. Yorkshire, causes strange stirrings you don’t quite understand then you most definitely do have a soul. There.

Regular readers may well remember back two and a half years to this post {Shot at Dawn}. Hazel must be a baker or post-person or insomniac to so regularly (twice in three years) see dawn. That’s more than I’ve managed in a lifetime.

Distribution Pole in silhouette against dawn red sky at Brighouse, Yorkshire

An Exhibition of Pole Photos by Member #0985H

Welcome to the TPAS virtual gallery. Wayne Firth is an honorary member of this society. He didn’t become such via the usual vulgarity of a cash donation delivered personally to my doorstep. Nor did he offer me a non-executive seat at some dubious investment company. And he didn’t marry my sister either.*1 Whilst these are all perfectly valid means of suffixing your membership with the esteemed “H”, Wayne went one better and used his position within the echelons of Openreach to access photos of poles of great interest. These he then sent to us under plain cover.

I’ve been hanging on to these for a while with the intention of spreading them out over a year. Truth is, my email inbox stretches off for over a mile now and so if I left it any longer then they may be lost to the silt at the bottom. (Apologies to those still waiting a reply from me for anything at all – don’t lose hope).

Anyway, thanks to Wayne #0985H for all these fabulous pole pics. Click a pic for full sized gallery.

*1 All are also valid, and oft used, means of acquiring peerage and/or PPE contracts.

PS the descriptive captions whilst seemingly blooming obvious… to the sighted, are from the alt text which we include with each image so as not to exclude so to speak…

World’s busiest pole – contender?

Alan Brown wrote to us this week from Teignmouth in Devon. Firstly, he congratulated me on a “gripping programme on Radio Wales on Saturday morning”. This raises two questions: what the hell are you doing listening to Radio Wales all the way from Devon? But then I looked and it’s actually not that far – if you’re a crow. And secondly, the use of the word “gripping” to describe my interview with Oliver Hides at 7:15am, which is effectively the middle of the night – the only thing I might grip at that time on a Saturday morning is the top of the cistern to steady my aim as I relieve nocturnal pressure thus facilitating a further hour or so in slumberland.

Anyway, Alan’s felicitations were merely a polite opener to an email extolling the virtues of a telegraph pole he had found in the run down (his words) left-hand side Dawlish road as it approaches Teignmouth.

This pole, he points out:
* carries a large number of phone lines
* carries 3-phase power
* supports a street light
* supports a road sign
* has Welsh included in one of it’s notices.

“What a performer” he rightly concludes and yes, it did indeed brighten our day. Not so much that I may choose to holiday there, or even ever consider a traverse of the A379. But having a bit of God’s own language on its sign puts this pole right up there with some of our favourites. What Alan neglected to mention was that this pole also has sea views. Yes, really, see pic #1

#1 World’s busiest pole… for now? …

Finally, Finials from Auld Reekie

Neil Bell sent us these photos of a fabulous phlogistonically finialed pole that he can see from his living room window. This has allowed me a few firsts: (i) The use of the term “Auld Reekie” – an affectionate term for the fair city of Edinburgh; (ii) the use of the term “phlogistonically” which at first sight would appear to be an adverb – i.e. turning an adjective into a verb with the suffix “ly”. But then the word phlogiston would be a noun, so here I’ve invented a whole new type of word which I will hereonin call an adnoun. Not only that but phlogiston is itself a made up substance in use before they discovered oxygen; and finally (iii) an extremely elegant and aging finial amid the rooftops of Connaught Place (EH4). You don’t get all this on the Cloud Appreciation website.

Anyway, I wanted to know how old this pole was – I see it has six notches for long-removed crossarms – these arranged four facing, and a further pair at 90 degrees. Neil couldn’t find any information in the vicinity of the doby mark other than those seen here – which I will now identify for his and posterity’s benefit. 61 is the pole number (plastic tags and also an iron 61 lower down) – a DP judging by all the subscriber dropwires radiating from near the crown. It was inspected in Feb 2017 by D.E.K. on a 6 yr periodic; but then again on 3rd October 2019 by the engineer with the evocative ID # 612026689. This visit we know from the new annotation method of hammering in a small white plastic tag at the foot of the pole. This particular pole tester thought it was still Monday and their appalling error of chronology is recorded forever not only at the base of the pole but also now on this website.

If anyone can tell us what the little gate hook is for in picture #5 then we’re all ears.

Shot at Dawn By Hazel

Our Pole-of-the-Month Select committee had already convened and adjourned having chosen the winner for November (see previous post) when the image you see below landed on our metaphorical doormat.

This is Telegraph Pole Appreciation defined in a single photograph. It was taken at sunrise by Hazel Long from Brighouse in West Yorkshire. In a world where the telegraph/telephone hadn’t ever been invented this would just be a photo of a dawn sky, grading from orange to purple, and that’s it. Just let that sink in for a minute.

Hazel had to get up very early in the day to capture this pole in its true glory. Now, dawn is a time of day I tend to avoid. Statistically, you see, it is a time when one is much more likely to get shot. Especially if, like me, you err on the side of the lily-livered and if your fight or flight instinct leans heavily towards flight.

Anyway, this gloriously simple pole stands silently sentinel over the good citizens of Brighouse. Stoically it distributes essential electromagnetically modulated signals into the nearby homes: a phone call to Barbara at No. 14, perhaps, whereby she hears that Maxine from the hairdresser’s boyfriend has buggered off with her from the White Lion; Or maybe an essential youtube educational video squeezed down the line to Derek at No. 3 showing a load of cats knocking things off shelves. Or crucially, Wendy at the end of the street just clicking the Buy Now button on this very website to purchase a copy of our wonderful tome “Telegraph Pole Appreciation for Beginners“. It’s the reason the internet was invented.

Poetic Circles

I move in some interesting circles, me. I know a man who spends his time counting ants, for instance. I’m on a nodding acquaintance with someone off a TV soap* and I once overtook Olympic swimmer Duncan Goodhew on the M6 near Walsall. All of that and I also count among my friends one of Britain’s brightest contemporary poets – Gareth Writer-Davies.

What the hell has any of this to do with telegraph poles? I hear you ask. Well GWD, as we call him, showed me this photo of a pole at Cilcennin in Ceredigion, and wondered would I be able to translate the stapled-on note. Not being averse to completely lying to look clever I said, “Of course… it’s a note from engineer CFSW etc. to pole visitors of the future that the wire needs to be upgraded to 0.6mm and that the other numbers are the eBay order codes and some pole sequence numbers.” Then, lying considerably less, I told him that this was a BT (Openreach) 9 metre medium pole and that it was creosoted by Burt Boulton & Haywood at Alexandra Dock, Newport in 2004. Er…. in April I think

I think I might just have made it on to his Christmas card list.

* Pobl y Cwm on S4C

The chiselled ID marks of a telegraph pole near Cilcennin, Ceredigion.