A Generic greeting card
Rear of generic-card-o-gram

Generic Card-o-gram

£2.50

The card for ALL occasions.  So long as it’s birthday, anniversary (of anything), Christmas, Mothers/Fathers Day, Valentines.

Serving suggestions on rear of card.

148 x 148mm, 350 gsm recycled card.  Including envelope.

 

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Description

Never not have the appropriate card ever again – Introducing the all new Generic-Greeting-Card-o-gram from The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society. The greeting card equivalent of cheap flowers from the all-night garage. Watch his/her face light up as you tick the box that says “Valentines” etc. etc.
148 x 148 mm.  Printed on 350gsm recycled card.  Complete with matching envelope.
This card can deliver any of the following messages:
Happy Birthday (1st – 99th)
Happy Anniversary (1st  – 99th)
Happy Christmas
Happy Mothers Day
Happy Fathers Day
Happy Valentines.

Additional information

Size

148 x 148mm

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