Calendars and Crimble

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting worried and turkeys everywhere are wondering “What does January mean?” As advertising copy-writing this opening paragraph seems to be floundering just two sentences in. How to rescue it? I know, here’s the 2023 Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s calendar – yours’ from this very website for a mere £9.99 + postage. I’ve also now included the correct photo for January. The one on the product page is for another month. Can’t remember which one and they’re not back from the printers yet for me to look. I could look at the artwork I suppose, but I’m busy right now. In any case, I don’t want to spoil the surprise.

We have been promised these by 11th November and will be sending them out straight away we when get them.

And as it’s the season for sending cards. Or someone might have a birthday around this time, or indeed a wedding anniversary or even a valentine’s day. Why not cover all bases with one of our unique Generic-Card-o-Grams. £2.50 + postage. <Get one here>. Available also in pack of 5 for £10. They come with envelopes. We can send some on your behalf if you like. Just tell us who, what and where to.

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Kilgraney Telegraph Pole Purveyors

 

W e don’t, on this website, accept or post advertisments in any way, shape or form.  But if a brand name or company should imprint itself on our consciousness during the normal course of telegraph pole observance, then it would be remiss of us not to mention it.  The Shropshire Star post last month a case in point.  I could hardly have said; “A newspaper in Shropshire reported such…”

And so it is with Kilgraney Telegraph Poles of Nottingham.  We learned of this delightful website via reader, Kevin from Btinternet.  Eccentric in style, and quirky, yet functional, in content.

Not only do they have a link to arguably, the most elite, erudite and expectorating appreciation society in the world, their site is also packed with information about telegraph pole sizing, materials, manufacture and preservation.  And a load of ideas what to do with them once you’ve got them home.  And don’t miss their “Telegraph Poles & Literature” link.

This Valentines Day, give a telegraph poleFar be it for us to endorse Kilgraney’s wares but with Valentines Day coming up why not show your loved one your appreciation by buying them something that will last 100 years longer than a bunch of over-priced chrysanthemums from the 24hr petrol station.