Christmas is coming, the geese are getting worried and turkeys everywhere are wondering “What does January mean?” As advertising copy-writing this opening paragraph seems to be floundering just two sentences in. How to rescue it? I know, here’s the 2025 Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s calendar – yours’ from this very website for a mere £10.99 + postage. These calendars already have heirloom status guaranteed. Your kids will want yours after you’ve moved upstairs. If only to line the cat’s litter tray.
They’re not back from the printers yet, but you can order one now and we’ll get it out to you in good time. To whet your appetite, below is what March 2025 looks like. If you haven’t received yours by then you’re very patient. I’d have gone nuts long before.
And here’s a little teaser for what might be in one of the other months…
We reserve the right to have lifted our advertising copy from a post we made 2 years ago. Nobody remembers anyway.