Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s Calendar 2027

£9.99

Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s Calendar for 2027.

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January to January, 28 pages, wire bound. Lovely telegraphular landscapes. Way better than all those puppy dog calendars or cars (for goodness’ sake). Arguably only on a par with the dogs having a poo calendar that I saw recently. But you can at least hang this one in your kitchen.

First come first served etc. When they’re gone. They’re gone. And when they’re not, they are not. And when they are only half way gone they are neither gone nor not.

A whole quid cheaper than the year before last too How do we do it? Well, we just subtracted 1 from (the year before) last year’s price is how. Incredible but true.

A4 sized, er. Made of papery card stuff, comes in an envelope. Got 365 days on it. £9.99 + postage. Talk about VFM

Sorry, but I’ve blurred out all the lovely captions. Because, well, if you read them on here you might not buy the calendar.

Heirloom status CONFIRMED

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Here we go again. By popular demand too it would seem.

13 months – yes our TPAS years have 13 months instead of the usual 12 – a whole 8.33% extra. AND we’re a quid cheaper this year. What is going on?

Anyway, it really is by popular demand and here we’ve now produced yet another stunning collection of telegraph poles, all arranged sort of chronologically with a collection of months and dates underneath – commonly called a calendar. 13 months, yes, (have I said that already?) January 2027 to January 2028.

So, 13 gorgeous telegraph pole landscapes, 14, if you include the cover. 15 if you count the back cover.

A4 sized, 28 pages, wire bound. Glorious.

Buy one today and never lose track of how many days until next Telegraph Pole Appreciation Day (21st Sept). Or how many days you have left to live.

*** DISCLAIMER *** They’re not back from the printers yet but as it’s a modest print run you wouldn’t want Aunty Brenda to not get hers for Christmas now would you. You’d have to go out and buy her something proper, like smellies, or chocs or something thoughtful. Something she might actually like.

I’ll add more pictures to this product page when I get a minute. There’s hoovering needs doing.