Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s Calendar 2027
Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s Calendar for 2027.
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January to January, 28 pages, wire bound. Lovely telegraphular landscapes. Way better than all those puppy dog calendars or cars (for goodness’ sake). Arguably only on a par with the dogs having a poo calendar that I saw recently. But you can at least hang this one in your kitchen.
First come first served etc. When they’re gone. They’re gone. And when they’re not, they are not. And when they are only half way gone they are neither gone nor not.
A whole quid cheaper than the year before last too How do we do it? Well, we just subtracted 1 from (the year before) last year’s price is how. Incredible but true.
A4 sized, er. Made of papery card stuff, comes in an envelope. Got 365 days on it. £9.99 + postage. Talk about VFM
Sorry, but I’ve blurred out all the lovely captions. Because, well, if you read them on here you might not buy the calendar.
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