October 29th it was when the checkout girl asked the person behind me – and I kid you not – “Are you ready for Christmas?” Well I had to be restrained! I’d already been hearing Noddy Holder grinding out his annual fingernails-on-a-blackboard thing down at the garden centre for days by then.
We should all do well to remember that Christmas is only 99% about crass commercialisation and the endless purveyance of tat. The other 1% is about you parting with £8.99 to grab for yourself (or someone else) one of our all-new Yo ho ho! Merry Christmas, Joyeux Noel, Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society Mugs.
Each mug has…
- A handle.
- A hollow bit in the middle for the tea.
- A bottom.
- Magnificent splendour.
- A picture of a telegraph pole on one side.
- And on the other
- And some nice Technicolour www writing on the bottom.
- A light buff cardboard super-strong box that it comes in.
What’s more, we have 3 special pricing plans so that everyone can afford one of these wonderfully collectable treasures.
Option 1 : £8.99 including free P&P
Option 2 : £5.99 only + £3.00 P&P
Option 3 : For our more skint telegraph pole fans we have easy terms on the tick: 2 instalments of £3.00 with a final payment of £2.99 all consolidated into a special one-off easy payment of £8.99.
You just can’t go wrong. So click that button now*1. Once for every person in your life who loves telegraph poles. If you live in America or anywhere that’s not the UK then contact us first, please – there’s virtually nowt in this for us as it is !
*1 Offer limited to 1,000 mugs per household.