Calendar

Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s Calendar for 2026.

 

LAST FEW AT SALE PRICE OF £4.99 GET ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT.

 

*** JUST HAD A FEW  MORE CALENDARS PRINTED FOR A SPECIAL ORDER (But won’t be available until 7th Jan ***  FIRST COME ETC…  Got yours already put aside Janice

January to January, 28 pages, wire bound. Lovely telegraphular landscapes.  Way better than all those puppy dog calendars or cars (for goodness’ sake).  Arguably only on a par with the dogs having a poo calendar that I saw recently.  But you can at least hang this one in your kitchen.

First come first served etc.  When they’re gone. They’re gone.  And when they’re not, they are not.  And when they are only half way gone they are neither gone nor not. 

A whole quid cheaper than last year too  How do we do it?  Well, we just subtracted 1 from last year’s price is how.  Incredible but true.

A4 sized, er.  Made of papery card stuff, comes in an envelope.  Got 365 days on it.  £9.99 + postage.  Talk about VFM

Sorry, but I’ve blurred out all the lovely captions.  Because, well, if you read them on here you might not buy the calendar.

Heirloom status CONFIRMED