£8.99
Art Deco poster celebrating “The Fabled Lost Pole of Bala Leisure Centre”. Nobody else has got one of these*1 Ours looks spectacular, farmed, on the TPAS HQ wall. These come in A2 size, unframed, satin finish and posted in a tube. Wonderful! And yes, it is the same image as used on the cover of Telegraph Pole Appreciation for Beginners.
*1 Except other people who have bought one from us that is.
Granted it may not still be Christmas by the time you’re looking at this. But getting all the photography stuff out again to take a spring or summer-themed photograph is asking a bit much. Especially when me and Mrs Telegraph Pole fell … Read More
Tell the world you appreciate telegraph poles and all the things that hang from them, stand on them, nest in them, gaze up at them, by becoming a member of The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society. And what’s more, there is … Read More
Set of five telegraph pole postcards. You won’t find these at the seaside. They’re postcards and they’ve got telegraph pole pictures on the front. What’s not to like?
You can also tell where we go on holiday each year by the locations on these poles: That’s right, the Hebrides and the B5105 and Bala.
This is the book you’ve all been waiting for. And probably your entire lives if only you knew it. Prize-winning*1 author Martin Evans has put together 150 pages of the finest, most colourful, most distalgesic telegraphic information and other stuff … Read More
Telegraph Pole Appreciator’s Calendar for 2027.
*** IN STOCK NOW *** Yay !
January to January, 28 pages, wire bound. Lovely telegraphular landscapes. Way better than all those puppy dog calendars or cars (for goodness’ sake). Arguably only on a par with the dogs having a poo calendar that I saw recently. But you can at least hang this one in your kitchen.
First come first served etc. When they’re gone. They’re gone. And when they’re not, they are not. And when they are only half way gone they are neither gone nor not.
A whole quid cheaper than the year before last too How do we do it? Well, we just subtracted 1 from (the year before) last year’s price is how. Incredible but true.
A4 sized, er. Made of papery card stuff, comes in an envelope. Got 365 days on it. £9.99 + postage. Talk about VFM
Sorry, but I’ve blurred out all the lovely captions. Because, well, if you read them on here you might not buy the calendar.
Heirloom status CONFIRMED