Goodbye Charlie Warmington

We knew something was wrong when Charlie never got in touch after we sent him his 2026 Telegraph Pole Appreciation calendar. And despite several emails and online searches I only found out today that Charlie had, in fact, died in hospital.

Charlie Warmington is a long-standing friend of this society. He totally understood what we are about and often used his weekly “Roamer” column in the Belfast Newsletter to extoll our virtuous appreciation of all things tall wooden, sticky-uppy with wires coming out of the top.

He had a writer’s nose for the quirkier side of life, and off-beat human stories were a staple of his missives from the Belfast front. But his own career is long and varied having started out studying architecture he moved into journalism working through the BBC TV & radio and his keen sense of humour saw him write successful satirical shows for theatre, TV and radio.

It was as Roamer that I knew him and we often exchanged phone calls, his mellifluous Fermanagh accent could melt chocolate in my own pantry over here in Wales. He was charming, funny, warm and fascinating. My stories paled in comparison to his own and his back story is worthy of some research. I remain ever grateful to Charlie for the many plugs about our obscure and whimsical selves to the good readers of Ulster. I’m further grateful that, only last year, Charlie published my own article about the Welsh new year tradition of Mari Lwyd to this same audience.

Carry on Roaming Charlie

Charlie Warmington at the Lagan Legacy Barge in Belfast in 2011
Pic: Colm Lenaghan/Pacemaker

Missing E

You’ve probably seen it on the news already, but a typographical error on the February page of the new Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society calendar has caused confusion and panic buying among aficionados. The error, comprising a single missing letter caused the word “there” to appear in print as “thre”. The mistake happened in the descriptive caption of a telegraph pole near Tomduen in Scotland. While the error didn’t cause any real misinterpretation of the words it did trigger collectors of misprints of official products to buy up stock and create a temporary shortage of this now collectable calendar.

TPAS spokesperson Stoddart E. Schmelmhausen told BBC News, “The letter E key on our society laptop has been giving us trouble for a while. You have to press really hard to make the key press register. And when you’ve typed more than 200 e’s in a day already, it’s no surprise when one gets missed. We promise we’re going to make it up in any reprints and in the 2027 calendar by adding extra letter e’s at no added cost. Meanwhile, we urge all telegraph pole fans to order their copies of the 2026 calendar now as stock levels are starting to show signs of distress. In the interests of fairness, we have to set a limit of 100 calendars per customer. And that’s not up for negotiation.”

A BBC newsroom photo with newsreader facing a screen carrying a picture of the february page of the TPAS Calendar.  Headlines in the ticker feed below tell of the continued search for a missing letter.

Dear BBC

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That’s it!  I’ll not be watching Gardener’s World from now on!  I didn’t watch it anyway, but it’s the principle…

https://youtu.be/G8MDYnaW68Y
Thanks to John Brunsden #0469H for spitting his tea out at the telly when he heard this.

Twittering Telegraph Poles

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We’ve finally given in!  Kicking and screaming we have moved into the 21st Century and signed up for a Twitter account.  We have no idea what it is or how it works.  But there is a link on the side just there on the left.  And if you click it and do something else then apparently you can hear our every thought.  I’m not sure I like that, but it’s supposed to be progress, and I’m told I have to be in it.  So there.

Twitter at us here…

 

 

Accolades indeed…

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There’s only thing WORSE than being talked about…. and that’s NOT being talked about.

Chatter on football forum, Red Passion

One’s vanity forces one to Google one’s self – approximately every 20 minutes.  The above chatter discovered on Football discussion forum, Red-Passion.

Best ‘non-pornographic’ website – what an accolade!

Shortlist Magazine’s Top 10

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Glitzy Heights Indeed!Number 3 in shortlist magazine's top 10

In an award ceremony which took place during London’s morning rush-hour one day last July – a foreign student handed out a free copy of Shortlist Magazine to a colleague of mine. 

And so it came to pass that The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society was listed 3rd in said magazine’s Top 10 list of things that have an appreciation society.

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