Sarf Landan poles

Ear! You're havin' a larf incha? Getcha mince pies on ta these lavverley bleeders wot I bear's paw when I wos darn moi skin and blister's gaff the uvver week. Bleedin' marvellous. And have a butchers at that view an' all. Gawd lav it! You wouldn't adam and eve it.  Nuff said.