Life Membership

£3.99

In stock

SKU: TPMEM Category:

Description

Tell the world you appreciate telegraph poles and all the things that hang from them, stand on them, nest in them, gaze up at them, by becoming a member of The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society. And what’s more, there is a badge, certificate and even a pencil that in certain light could look like a telegraph pole, all available to say that you’re a member. Unlike other appreciation societies we could mention – your membership is for life too.

Just look at all these things your £3.99 buys:

  • Membership Certificate.
  • Your name on the certificate.
  • And a number.  And the date.
  • Wooden TPAS pencil.
  • Graphite core to pencil so that you can do sums with it.  Plus a rubber at the other end.
  • Pin badge with a telegraph pole on it.
  • A piece of paper with our name on.
  • An envelope of some description.
  • Some air from our HQ trapped inside the envelope.
  • A warm glow from being a lifelong member of arguably the world’s premier telegraph pole appreciating society.

IMPORTANT:  PLEASE ENTER NAME(S) FOR CERTIFICATE(S) IN NOTES BOX AT CHECKOUT.