Tell the world you appreciate telegraph poles and all the things that hang from them, stand on them, nest in them, gaze up at them, by becoming a member of The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society. And what's more, there is a badge, certificate and even a pen that in certain light could look like a telegraph pole*¹, all available to say that you're a member.

There is a one-off cost of just £3.00 to join the Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society. This fee covers the cost of the badges, pens, printing and postage. We don't give your details to anyone else, and we probably won't be stuffing your email inbox with endless newsletters either.

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*¹ The pens write best on the kind of paper as used in esteemed publications like New Scientist.  Don't ask me why, but make of it what you will.